Yes!

Just goes to show you that if you ignore the small problems, they can catch up with you.

I’d like to think this might dissuade other cities from giving billionaires money for stadiums in the future. Also, I am an extremely dumb person.

it’s not at all like setting yourself on fire, and the ‘death zone’ is an artificial boundary colloquially invented by Jon Krakauer for Into Thin Air.

Why do you assume these two climbers are rich? They are professional mountaineers, not annual Everest summiteers.

I assume we can look forward to Penn State erecting a statue in honor of Simon soon.

Rockets historically don’t perform well when confronted with a Challenger.

GW truly is something, legendary. Thirty years from now when my grandkids hear the names Curry, Thompson, Green, their eyes will go wide and they’ll say they were the greatest ever. They’ll also say Durant was a bitch.

Crushing Georgia’s hopes and dreams is old hat to the Russians.

I always love when players thank Jesus for helping them win, because Jesus gives fuck all about the Christians on the other team right?

How great would it have been if he sent it “Cash on delivery”.

Um, Barry, you got a slight error here.

If they’re so smart how come they don’t play football anymore?

“I shalieve” is something Shazier’s teammates should all say more, especially in club bathrooms

I have no doubt he’ll walk again; but there is no chance he plays football again.

Pitt the Elder!

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