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So they draw the line on tee shirts but not rampant child abuse? 

C'mon. This guy was a gopher. Both addicts, just happened that the famous one died

I quite literally write, in the opening paragraph: “She is neither married to Phillippe or responsible for him.” She is in both the cover image and in the bulk of the article, however, because her inclusion in the lawsuit, and Hewitt’s belief she has evidence to prove guilt, defined significant portions of the legal…

If the preceding games are any indication the Browns will react by being completely indifferent and will prepare by doing nothing much at all.

tell you what, dabo swinney’s gonna have one hell of a time turning this franchise around

Wait, wait... Who are these people out there saying Geoff’s a good footballer?

No one represents the San Jose Earthquakes better than striker Chris Wondolowski, who decided to serve his red-card suspension on Wednesday night by embedding himself in the Earthquakes supporters section and generally acting like a lunatic.

The courthouse is kinda far from his house, but he doesn’t mind traveling. 

Don't doubt for a second that Kevin Durant isn't working on becoming Aamad Aaronson

Arthur B Ablabab had to approve, but he voted for... Bob.

I bet he’ll pronounce it A-A-Ron A A-A-Ronson for emphasis that he is the man at the top of the list.

The Andy’s are the two most finely crafted and severely underrated supporting characters in the entire Cornetto Trilogy.

We don’t live in a culture that perpetuates sexual violence against men through objectification  

Relax man. It’s not Hulk Hogan.

You sweet summer child. 

This is pretty straightforward. It’s just an income share agreement (ISA) but made to sound way cooler and fancier by adding in some crypto adjacent term like “token”.

Ok, but there would have to be significant levels of demand for this type of investment for him to get a rate that can match a bank loan. I’m not saying its lame for a dude to do this type of vanity project but investors have no incentive to offer him a line of credit except a high rate. He might get a better deal…