This guy is going to be so upset when some one tells him about cars.

The first time I tried zwift it was on my friends set up who probably weights 60 lbs less than me. It was new and did not think much of it until I got my w/kg at the end for that one glorious hour I was putting out power inline with world tour climbers. Just if I can get my 6 foot 1 frame down to her 105lbs I can…

Yet we all still have to act like Arnaud Démare actually won a monument. 

James Harden deep in the process of changing his name to Aaron A Aaronson

His race was run, was going to bleed time the second they hit they flat/final climb. The slide may have saved him a spot on the podium

Zlatan would have won the OJ case.

Wow, such an interesting orginal joke! Love to pile onto one of the few sports that actually has a real ped testing program

So turned off from that team and him after their clown show at the vuelta san Juan. 

You seem like you can't handle the responsibility that comes with driving a 2000 lb killing machine. You should probably have your license revoked.

Boo hoo don't drive if you can't accept the responsibility of being behind the wheel of a 2000lb killing machine.

Some people are poor. 

Oh god no, you don’t want French beer.

Running to the sports book to put everything I own on Bernal. 

I am sorry to inform everyone but peanut butter and candy corn is delicious.

Wrong, but also write more cycling blogs

Flanders or Roubaix?

Climbing is not a thrill seeking sport it’s a slow and methodical application of your skills both mental and physical learned and developed over years. Much like that of a woodworker or artist.

If you just need warmth and can’t afford a top end glove a pair Kinco lined pigskin gloves will more than get the job done. You are sacrificing dexterity and the breathability of high end materials but at 20 bucks it’s hard to argue. I keep a pair as my backup in my winter hiking pack

If you just need warmth and can’t afford a top end glove a pair Kinco lined pigskin gloves will more than get the…

Was shocked when I opened this story for the first time and did not find Alejandro Valverdes face looking up at me. 

Just learned I am blocked by Bauer on Twitter I wish I could remember what I said about him