I see your point, but that’s not actually what the word “holiday” means. I am not Jewish, but I still think of Hanukkah as a holiday, because it is, in fact, a holiday. It may not be a holiday I personally celebrate, but it’s for sure a holiday!

ESPN’s likely reaction? Suspend Jemele Hill.

If I was Rob Manfred, I’d take away Dan Le Batard’s Hall of Fame voting privileges.

I worry about Larry King’s suspenders breaking right through his clavicles and splitting him into three sections.

I suppose language belongs to the people, not the dictionary writers, so usage that becomes common wins out over time.

As a renowned scientist, I believe I can actually explain this one pretty easily.

I’m amazed Manfred agreed to go into such a hostile environment, though this interview lays bare he is a massive tool.

FWIW, that wax ring looks pretty thick, so I wouldn’t be surprised if it was a newer toilet. If you’re stealing appliances, you’ve got at least 2 guys, so uninstalling a toilet could be done in 90 seconds. If it’s a nice toilet, you could resell for $200 maybe. So the cost benefit makes sense. I realize I’m defending…

The current ownership is working on it.

Gotz is a treasure

It’s pretty weird for him to refer to underage girls’ bodies as a “substance,” but my thoughts and prayers are with him in this trying time.

Yeah, but did he grab any of them by the pussy?

Congratulations Alabama!

I hate to tell you, Emma, but Heath Evans is a goldurn Christian.

Marlins’ Man’s wife’s boyfriend.

As much as I hate that family, you have to feel sorry for the kids. Imagine being taken out of school and sent to the eastern bloc. That can’t be easy.

Somewhere in South Beach A-Rod is smiling...and having a portrait done of him smiling while riding an oh let’s say...pterodactyl.

Can’t even make it to the winter meetings. Jeets is showing about as much range as GM as he did at shortstop.

Well, there’s sitting on the stoop crackin’ wise, but yeah, that’s pretty much it for NYC.

Ironic shitposting is still shitposting.