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I had a coworker/friend who had three small stars on her temple, and when people asked if it hurt she would say it “felt like they were licked on by kittens.” I was never able to discern if she was being sarcastic or not.

Is it an old person eye test meme? I don’t see anything. Or, I care too little to squint it out...

Geez, way to go pointing out a redeeming quality of Bieber’s. Buzzkill.

My face flips out if a leaf gently caresses it. I can’t even imagine what would happen if you put a needle full of ink anywhere near it.

I’ve got several tattoos but I’m thoroughly against facial ones. The only thing that is almost as bad as a facial tattoo is choosing a flash tattoo.

I like face tattoos. It’s a time saver. It means that I don’t have to talk to that person to find out that they’re not particularly bright and they’ve got poor impulse control to boot.

Or a prisoner who has a teardrop for each person they've killed.

I don’t really know or care about Justin Bieber, just commenting on the hilarity of Christian tattoos.

His faith in Jesus must be tiny.

Tattoos and sagging pants are two trends that I did not think would be so long-lived. Not passing judgement. Just surprised.

No reputable tattoo parlor will give you a face tattoo. At least not unless you’re completely covered in tattoos already. Same with hands.

I have moles on my face bigger than that.

Aww, lookit his widdle street cred.

I have blackmailed my 22 year old daughter by saying she cannot get a single tattoo until she’s paying her own health insurance. She just signed up for Obamacare, y’all. I pray that she doesn’t start with any tat above her collarbone. No neck, no nape, no face. Eeesh.

Where is it? I am confused.

Maybe it’s small because facial tattoos are really painful? Or at least I imagine they are, having not been on the receiving end of one myself.

I was looking and thought it was a weird mole at first until I realize that was the tattoo. It’s rather discreet for a face tattoo or it’s the lighting.