Good for her. Too many times you hear about celebs and their “bitter divorce battles.” She may have rushed into this relationship pretty quickly but at least she looked out for herself long-term.

Yes, the beauty industry will make millions - mostly by preying on people’s vanity - but I do think it is a breakthrough for burn victims and others with disfiguring scarring. If I heard the piece I listened to correctly, that was the intention of the research and development.

I’m here sipping a cheap energy drink from a Chinese store and giggling like an idiot. Probably at least in part from all the ground-up dried seahorse in it.

I think you must mean that it’s a huge breakthrough for the beauty industry. I guess there will be some market for it as far as burn victims, etc.

Lab grown skin, bathroom legislation, reality tv stars as politicians...what an interesting time to be alive.

I need that shit for the bottom of my feet so I can pick at the polymer instead. Could they make a pull-and-peel version?

Coming soon for all of us:

Because obvs he just made a mistake, besides she was drunk and it wasn’t his fault, what did she think would happen, etc etc.

WHY ONLY 5 YEARS!!!!!??????????

I’m glad the woman isn’t named. I hope she’s able to maintain her anonymity and stay away from internet comments :(

I can’t understand how people look at something like this and don’t know that something is deeply broken in our society in regards to the way men see women. It’s just so pervasive. We can’t keep attributing it to bad individuals. And I have no doubt that for every crime of this nature that we find out about there are…

But, but...um, wouldn’t you consider Halloween a form of cosplay?

I’m a green banana person. Sometimes I’ll get overconfident though and start one that needs a hacksaw to peel and tastes like wallpaper paste. Complete with crunchy lumps.

Yes. It is already at the gross stage.

Really? No one ever dressed up as Sherlock Holmes or the Three Musketeers before that?

Those people are next. My American father, unfamiliar with their system, once was that guy first in line. When the doors opened, he didn’t know the drill and almost didn’t get in. The crowd rushed around him because he hesitated.

People are the scariest monsters because you can’t see what they really are until it’s too late.

The 70s and 80s were a scary time for children’s entertainment. So much dark and awesome stuff was made.

Okay, we’ve got the kneeling-in-prayer Hitler for inside. Now if they make one bending over in polka-dotted bloomers, someone's garden will be complete.

Is it a kampfy couch?