“PUNISH THE SLUTS AND THE POORS AND THE NON WHITES.”

Pro-life only counts for the pre-born. Once they breathe, who cares.

WTF? Was she lip syncing?! It’s a pretty expensive ticket, isn’t it, and she’s lip syncing?

Wow she sucks.

So she meanders around singing about half of the verses on top of playback? Hard pass.

Maybe I’m not appreciating this properly, but is Rihanna just like singing a few lines every once and a while over her regular song? Is that what Coachella is in general? Because yeah, no.

I like festivals/gatherings but not Coachella. That’s too lamestream for me. Especially if Beyonce was there. Don’t get the obsession with her at all. She looks like Venus Williams or her sister. Forget her name. SMH.

I look at that pic and just wanna shove him in the water.

*raises hand*

Sorry, “eat the cake Anna Mae” did it for me. I really want to love her.

Please please PLEASE don’t let it be a short film- I’m still cringing from secondhand embarrassment from this hot mess:

Is the film about how being a mother basically gave her magical powers and she now has insight into the universe? *eyes rolling* I find Beyonce so manipulative with the public - you can call it smart advertising and brand control, but it’s manipulative. Everyone thought she was dropping an album a few weeks ago but it…

An educated guess: an instantly forgettable piece of sappy pop fluff about banging her creepy husband followed by some hip-thrusting and butt-gyrating.

I thought it looked like she had skinned a gorilla.

This show is totally overrated. Saw it twice and it was worse the second time.

Is it... is it a yeti?

I find her supremely boring. talented, no doubt, and beautiful, but boring.

She’d be treading awfully close to GOOP levels of curated lifestyle hawking.

Remember her last BIG ANNOUNCEMENT that was, in fact, selling a silly temporary vegan diet plan.

Mine is good for opening jars