Gave up and actually did work

Wasn’t the last time she wore pants like when she was preggo with Blue Ivy. Maybe that wasn’t 5 years ago. But Between her and Rihanna they just perform in what looks to be spanx.

Is that a thigh gap? Apparently, Bey’s feminism is a photoshopped one.

It’s both, and Beyonce should be ashamed and demand they get the credit they deserve. It’s deceitful.

Is Beyonce a model now? Why is she on the front of a magazine like that? Seems like not many have her body type and if there’s one thing I know about modeling agencies it’s that they like having models that people can relate to.

And what about all the Photoshoppers? I hope they’re getting credit here.

good for her. I’m sure she needs the money.

“Skanque”...the fragrance for skanks.

I’m sorry to all of you who worship at the altar of all things Knowles, but this American thing of calling yourself a King or a Queen is fucking bullshit. BULLSHIT

What?

who gives a shit

Jail time and putting the children into foster care with good christian folk.

Unless the addict is upper middle class and white. Then we totes need to quietly escort them to some spa like rehab in Arizona, like decent americans.

1. Who is that nerd in the picture with Hugh Jackman’s wife?

Children are a wonderful gift from God and a joy for parents.

yikes please dont say things like this, this is especially hurtful to wheelchair users!!!

And you’re a clueless, gossip blog-level “cultural editor” who wouldn’t recognize real talent if it came up and knocked upon your empty head.

Look, I get it. You’re a fan. This whole angelic theme marks you as a super fan or something close to obsessed... I’m not sure which right now. I’m still trying to wrap my head around all of these holy metaphors being applied to a self proclaimed bad girl.

LOL she’s a lip-synching slag who’s so wasted she can’t keep her hands off her snooch. Totally talentless.

Is it possible to crawl any deeper up her ass? Kissing it from the inside?