Anyone who can’t name “No Way to Prevent This” deserves a kick in the balls. 

Oh get outta here, the headlines alone are hilarious.

I don’t even read The Onion, but at least I know this one:

Yes, this I can agree with

Wow. Your arguments are stupefyingly lazy.

If you kill a mass murderer in cold blood, you’re a murderer and it’s evil. If you kill the mass murderer while he’s in the process of killing someone else in order to save that person’s life, it’s okay.  If you know someone is a mass murderer, then you need to get that person arrested, charged, and punished via the…

1) Europeans aren’t absent. Reread what I wrote. Every single day there’s a headline about what western nations should be doing to handle Iran and Palestine and North Korea and Venezuela, etc. The US has military bases in 70 countries around the world, and y’all think westerners are “absent” from those countries. Wtf.

You must have missed this part:

To be fair actual Gestapos usually hired the stupid and the cowardly. People that ask too many questions or think for themselves are not wanted in fascist states. The SS for example is usually likened to a well oiled machine but the fact that extreme loyalty was held as the highest quality, they ended up with alot of…

Well said, miss Blackrabbit. With ya one hundred and fifty %.

American culture is by its very nature a melange of many different cultures. We preserve it by welcoming new cultures, not by rejecting them.

Okay, I’ll bite. Why not.

White anxiety over identity is so real and toxic. These people are actually doing all this shit and enacting all this policy because they’re afraid of America becoming a less white nation... in the future... when they’ll all be fucking dead. Despite the fact that we need immigration to keep our working adult populatio…

It’s like some weird hall monitor instinct. These are definitely the kind of people who, as schoolchildren, made lists of anyone who “misbehaved” while a substitute teacher was in charge so that they could tattle to the regular teacher. These are the kind of people who justify the treatment of migrant children as…

Well, that’s the thing. That same coworker I was talking to also drunkenly came on to me one night, and she is *very* married. I had to put her in a Lyft and send her home, but it fucked my head up so bad because she is very beautiful and *very* married.

They should take the umlaut out of the name. I like it better as “sup!” LOL

“All cultures and ethnicities suffer the same.”

And yet, I’m betting if I take a shovel to your kneecap, you’d be suffering more than someone I DON’T whack in the fucking kneecap, yeah? 

Jesus Tap Dancing Christ...

White people think they own everything. Including our pain, suffering, torture, rape, and subjugation.

Hold on to your hats, folks: