Apparently you've never watched Hannah Montana

Her fans watch her for makeup tips and because she is what they either want to be in terms of appearance or in terms of popularity.

Well I, for one, am aghast at this accusation.

What about the part of the song "Cake"where Rihanna (racially) insults Karreuche by saying that her (presumably Caribbean spice) cake is "sweeter than a rice cake".

I'd like to add here that Bae is the Danish word for poop. Pronounced 'beh'. And it sums up my feelings about this whole circus perfectly.

i thought we all agreed to give ed westwick a pass to do whatever he wanted if he was i character. just show up, darling, of course they'll let you in.

Yes there seems to be a group of men convinced that anyone saying the word rape without having obtained a criminal conviction is libeling men in general. Same with the UVA frat case; I had someone on Gawker demand that I personally apologize to the frat for believing the victim from the RS story. That's an anonymous…

Are they going to also change the part where Dunham describes how she molested her little sister?

What it sounds like to me was that Dunham wrote the passage trying to make it as general as possible to avoid identifying anybody, but by dumb chance she happened to choose a name that actually belonged to somebody who might/might not be the man in question, so they are changing it to make sure that he can't be linked…

"Caucasian Cancer with Blonde hair"

Will his mugshot tide you over for now? Not quite so smug anymore.

Wait, I thought the person informing another person they were entitled to an opinion was the one on a high horse (sorry, but that is just really grating and silly). I didn't know simply disagreeing with someone = high horse. Wow. The more you know.

Paragraph breaks are your friend.

I am in no way even slightly at fault for this rapists actions.

Hopefully the school will also face consequences. I honestly think I'd lose my shit and turn into the hulk if someone told me I should probably keep my daughter home until it blows over.

I assumed it was a German Shepherd when I read the headline. I will use this an excuse to post a picture of my beast. She would definitely protect me like Noah did, which is heartbreaking to even think about.

"for he is his name noah a covenant of the arc which is my family."

Good puppy.

Things like this remind me why I only believe in a Heaven for dogs.

Playing fetch with my dog is useless most of the time. We have to bring out five or six Frisbees now otherwise she just grabs them all and doesn't let go. She can fit four tennis balls in her mouth.