True story: I once tripped over Jake Gyllenhaal's dog. Jake was attached to the other side of the leash. It was magic.

If I find out that Piers Morgan is being followed by Jez while I am not, there will not be enough hours in the day for how many times I'll need to shake my fist at the sky.

I don't know what "wet work" means but it sounds like a hit. No, as much as I hate her, I don't want her dead. My kids have a close relationship with her. She is wonderful to them. I can take the abuse, but it sure does hurt. When you come after my sister though, that's when I see red. Prepare for impact.

I'm so glad I'm not a teen.

"Brian" sounds like a psycho. He's definitely a predator. If the school won't do anything I hope he gets some serious jail time, TRIED AS AN ADULT. And if that doesn't work, then I sure hope somebody up there stomps a mudhole in his ass.

Same. I wasn't rejected or anything, but definitely not "popular" by these standards.
Is it bad that I'm *still* kinda jealous of these girls at my 24 yrs of wisdom ? Gawd.
And yeah thankfully she doesn't seem that bad.

Let's just say I aspired to be exactly like all of the leads in The Craft and have often been compared to Daria, even now. A more recent comparison has been Aubrey Plaza's character in Parks and Rec. The reasons for my hateration are easy to identify, but that does not make them any less real haha...

Did you seriously just forget Rob Lowe?

Beautiful people can be whatever they want to.

I just want to say, I love the fact that Stefanie didn't try to pass judgment on her niece, interviewed her like a real person rather than an object up for judging — I think it's hard to do a piece like this without alarmism or the introduction of snide feelings about a young woman who is happily receiving a lot of…

I was a hater in middle school. I was a hater in high school. I was a hater in college. And now, as a woman in my 30s, I remain a hater. I have a cousin who is 20 and all over instagram with these kinds of pics and I just can't even stand it. I should probably go to therapy for it I guess.

I teach sixth grade, and we just finished watching The Outsiders movie (you know, the one starring C. Thomas Howell, Matt Dillon, Ralph Macchio, Tom Cruise, Emilio Estevez, Patrick Swayze...).

I'm so amazed - I have a bunch of beautiful, sexually-liberated teenaged cousins who post pictures EXACTLY LIKE THESE on all of their Instagrams, and it's hard for me to figure out why Arianna's seemingly mundane posts are so popular. I, of course, do not understand teenagers so there's that.

Oh, thank goodness.

I was worried that Eminem having a young daughter might make him rethink his opinions on women as actual people or the prevalence of male rage as a tool of control. I'm glad to see that being the father to an 18 year old girl who is about to be out on her own surrounded by hormone fueled males…

To the dumb dumb at Fast Company I would say... um NO. Dov Charney got raked over the coals for using underage girls or girls made to look underage in the advertising and making it explicitly sexual. And for being a disgustor who made terry richardson-style passes (lunges) at many of his own employees and models. Also…

I love Key & Peele. That's all. They're brilliant. If it were legal I'd marry both of them.

You do me a great honor.

Ungreyed

That's it. That was Comedy fucking Tragedy and it was as sublime a coupling as Aristotle said it would be. Fuck me... These guys are geniuses.