London sounds interesting, but I was kinda hoping that Marcus would be to Watchdogs what Ezio was to Assassin’s Creed. Of course, if Watchdogs 3 is Marcus Goes To London, then that would be a-ok with me.

I’m starting to feel pretty desensitized to games actually costing $100 now, so not sure if this even bothers me anymore. Granted, I’ll most likely wait until the second Holiday ‘17 pack comes out to purchase the content (although I may bite when the first pack comes out in the summer). I learned that lesson from The…

As a guy, I really need to say that he is not speaking for me. Even if nobody reads this comment, I need to tell the universe that this doorknob does not speak for me. Who he is speaking for, we may never know.

I’d give you extra stars for adding the “so...” at the end, but there’s a one-star limit, so...

Have they tried the Blouse Barn? From the look on David’s face, I’d say that yes, they’ve tried the Blouse Barn.

I would say that it’s probably ok, at least from Nintendo’s position, that we don’t know more at this point. Pre-orders are sold out, so Nintendo doesn’t need to reel us in to get the launch units off shelves. Also, there’s going to be virtually zero No Man’s Sky syndrome, because we, not Nintendo, are clearly…

Some dems say we also had a black president, but that could have been fake news. Fake news. I’m not saying it was or wasn’t, but it could have been. Or not. So you know it’s black history month, I’ve—let me tell you, I’ve got my eye on the ball here. Many eyes on many balls, might even say thanks Mr President but…

A skill that will certainly serve him well in the days to come! Actually, I was just reading the label off what I gave my cat for dinner last night, “Chicken Fiorentine with Veggies and Rice” or something, and I realized that the cat already eats better than I do.

Spillover from Smash Bros., maybe? I dunno.

That’s the one. Right there, folks.

Good to know! I’m mentally hyperventilating so much and so often now, that I’m starting to lose the ability to make distinctions!

This combined with the total recall of ambassadors, the anti-immigration bill, and Trump’s raging-yet-diminutive hard-on for protectionism come down to one thing: only Snake Plisskin can save us now.

Tell me how much the Harrison Ford DLC will cost, and I’ll consider it. But only if there are alternate costumes.

“In other news: A recently revealed comic panel featuring Tracer making out with her female live-in roommate accidentally made her look gay.”

Is every Inauguration Day going forward now to be known by this designation, or is it just for Trump’s coronation specifically?

Jeez, that pic at the top of the article. Looks like something you’d find in the dumpster behind Madame Tussauds. 

I played Alien: Isolation a whole bunch! I’m trained for this! Although, that leg amputation by way of garden shovel .gif is pretty horrifying.

No kidding. That was AWESOME. I my mind I hear a Benny Hill “SMACK” when Black Tiger clobbers that wolf at the beginning.

I think Nintendo continues to have trouble gauging demand because Nintendo fans can seem both really hardcore and really fickle about their support of Nintendo. I say that as a hardcore, fickle Nintendo fan. I grumble whenever they announce everything but what I want, and I complain about it but eventually I still buy…

I have to agree with you there. If my cat hadn’t woken me up at 3:00 a.m. the night (morning) of the Switch stream I would have missed the pre-order. Since I didn’t actually set an alarm, I really can’t say I fall into that “smart enough” category either. So I did get a pre-order on Amazon in, but it was thanks to a…