I was juuuuuust old enough in 2002 when this came out to be too busy for videogaming, so I missed out on pretty much all Nintendo games post-N64 and pre-Switch.

“[S]ex is “a thing I decide to do among a list of other things I could be doing with my time, instead of like, a drive.””

And I’m pretty sure most people on this website think that is a bad thing.

There should absolutely be a presumption that the two married parents are the parents of the child; that’s pretty obvious. The whole bit about needing to “adopt” the child of your spouse is bunk.

Month-to-month tenants basically just auto-renew the existing lease, no? I’d obviously defer to your attorney on that, but that’s how it usually works.

Do you “consider” these things to be the tenants responsibilities, or do you specifically state they are the tenant’s responsibilities in the written lease?

I don’t have the mental or financial bandwith to figure out how to setup/buy a gaming PC, and I’d rather play videogames on my couch and big TV. I don’t have a spare room for a desktop computer setup.

Yes. 

You have no friends and no life prospects. You know this, I know this, but do you REALLY know how badly you botched your life? 

Because the US government refuses to implement reasonable mileage minimums on what are clearly passenger vehicles but are instead classified as work trucks or light trucks. It should very simply be illegal to sell an SUV that gets 14 mpgs. 

How often do you forget to charge your phone at night? Same thing with a car. Park at home, plug in, don’t think about it, leave with a full charge every day. Easy-peasy. 

How often do you see all gas pumps occupied, either? Ever spent more than 5 minutes waiting for a gas pump in your life?

The only exists because many European city-centers are being geofenced to ban gas and diesel cars; PHEVs like this can operate in EV-mode there, so Mercedes needs to offer a product that can actually drive in the middle of London or Berlin. 

“Jesus was an influencer who got cancelled” has to be from an Eric Andre skit about a youth pastor, right?

This is completely false. The F-15C, F-15E, F-16, F/A-18, F-22, and F-35 ALL have internal guns.

The most pervasive I’ve seen is the Cash is King. If you grew up poor, you are extremely hesitant to keep savings in anything other than cash. Of course you should always have a cash emergency fund, but hoarding cash is bad. Having hundreds of thousands of dollars sitting in a checking account means you are, in this…

Wait, so will it run on gasoline . . . or JP-8? Or diesel, which this article also says it will run on?

lol, “what, did you go to Berkelee?”

It’s a fun question for dancing, too. Dancing Salsa? Its 1-3. Dancing Mambo? It’s 2-4.

12/8 is just 4/4 with a triplet feel. It’s written on the page os 12/8 to drive that point home, but if you were sitting in with a blue band they wouldn’t be like “this next number is in 12/8!”