Eh, when you get down to it, there’s cheaper ways to achieve the same result.

although as with all things Trump, we can’t be certain the president actually wrote the series of tweets himself.

• American Airlines: $1,221,461 million (up from $1,172,728 million)

No lowballers, I know what I got.

Sic transit gloria maga.

TL;DR: Kids are lying little shits.

The evidence will never stand up in court.

Adjourn an hour beforehand and lock the doors. Let him stand in the hallway if he wants.

He can deliver it sitting on the toilet, which is where most of his public communication takes place.

Melanoma removal?

Walls work! Just ask the French how well their Maginot Line worked!

Your kinja name is quite appropriate.

You’re with me, leatherface.

This is a guy who hates strong odors??

No high sticking tonight.

I hope that courtroom sketch artist has a lot of orange markers.

He's Manafucked. 

In front of the actual Declaration of Independence and Constitution.