Just have the tow truck towed by a Tesla truck. Then that one’s towed by a locomotive, which is towed by a nuclear aircraft carrier, which is...

> Tuesday Death can’t come fast enough.

Nothing less than the Purple Nurple for them.

My ex-wife.

But what if you’ve got a lot of junk in the frunk?

It’s high-centered on a painted white line??

LEAVE ELON ALONE! *sob

Can I get one that says BAD MOTHER FUCKER?

Can I get one that says BAD MOTHER FUCKER?

In conversations with Mueller’s team, he is making good on what he told ABC earlier this summer: that his loyalty to Trump is no longer his lodestar.

I’m not a (((globalist))), you are.

My urologist joked, “After someone’s had one, they don’t usually ask for another.” And OH SHIT he was right. :-(

Is that van rear-engine? It’s got a Type-2-for-ants vibe.

Eventually he’ll be peeing in jars and building an immense airplane out of laminated plywood.

The evidence will never stand up in court.

I know it sounds fatalistic, but there’s no guarantee the Republic survives this.

I dunno, maybe if your wife is on the short side, you don’t buy her a G-Wagen?

Needs more cupholders.

I’d like to log some stick time with her.

Cause he knows that he’ll never get hired again, other than maybe to shill colon cleansers in 3am infomercials.

I equip my Orange Troll with MAGA Hat. Now he’s immune to Facts and Logic.