I would hope they have high-capacity shitters as well. 

Nah, roadkill isn’t that expensive.

Do they sell handcuffs in size Small?

I guess I’m a little behind the cutting edge; Can systems like this cope at all with:

Putin, at Maralago, with pee-pee tape, in exchange for Alaska.

Jesus, I need a streaming service to tell me about all the streaming services.

Disagree; the noise should be inside the car, telling the driver “Hey fucknut, watch out for pedestrians!” Preferably in Gilbert Gottfried’s voice.

Black don’t crack.

Zoom in on the monster seats and you’ll probably see some of that. 

COTD

Bercow is the only one coming out of this not utterly covered in shit.

Loudest sound is the key fob rattling around in the beverage holder.

Invade my borders, mon chéri

A male and a female get the urge to reproduce - what’s unnatural about that?

Maybe he's just pining for the fjords?

https://twitter.com/danprimack/status/1161038705295089664?s=20

Didn’t she read the tag??? Wash in cold water, gentle cycle, hang to dry, cool iron if necessary.

TY for sharing!

I do hope he calls his kids into the house before he lets loose with the AR.

Hey, don’t forget the paint.