#NotAllHutts

So what’s the deal, do the drain valves leak?

Keep fucking that chicken, Newt.

Hoping to get a deal done this weekend - turned in the outlaw TDI the other day, but weather prevented me from getting a replacement right away.

Saw off the exhaust system at the turbo. Then when you park it, leave it running and put a brick on the accelerator.

SAR mission to find the fetid rodent living on trump’s head

Try scanning to greyscale or B&W instead of color. And make sure the barcode on the bottom of the page doesn’t get cut off !

“No, we’re not giving you a gold-plated Lincoln .”

“WHY DID YOU NOT TURN?!!!”

Bring a trailer, and an exorcist.

Also works when they play at Boise State.

He looked like he was literally and figuratively trying not to shit his pants. Sad!

Speaking of evil clowns...

Sergio today:

#HugGhazi

I can’t wait to hear what my redneck relatives in Cary say about this. Oh wait, yes I can because fuck them.

Camry: Geritol

I also think the “olympic movement” has probably run its course. The international sports governing bodies already have world championships; kick some money to the smaller ones so they can get televised.