Fixed gear, no brakes, massive gear ratio... those bikes are scary.

Never underestimate the power of sand.

Horses want good supporting garments too.

Because he’s dead?

It was super effective!

Las Vegas Herpes

So I’m wondering how many of these cheap batteries are coming in from china without the required safety features (charge control chip, thermal cutout, etc)? Ditto for the exploding hoverboards.

Spray-painted manatee

Buy an island with an active volcano. Jump in it. Problem solved!

Dammit Jesus, I said Intercession!

Timing is key.

Is her dad an NHL defenseman perhaps?

+1 unreadable front page

Me too - with check in hand! I don’t know what the guy had to do in back for an hour - fill the blinker fluid?

The exploding head at 0:15 was particularly realistic.

You make “spending all your time in bars” sound like a bad thing.

The producer was distracted, he has a girlfriend in a coma.

What about adding a chicane or two? Other than the obvious ‘turning right’ thing.

They’ll spend it in a week at Shake Shack.

There’s a lesson to be learned here, but I can’t quite put my finger on it.