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Appropriately enough, it was an AT&T rolling balls ad.

But what time does Kristin Cavallari think the Super Bowl starts? Inquiring minds want to know!

Order coffee and a double Mountain Dew for the kid. The parent will be so appreciative!

That’ll buff right out.

How long did it take before somebody broke the sacred “No Number 2's in the bus toilet” rule.

They dominated the game, with over 40 minutes of possession and almost twice as many total yards.

Another device to prevent snowed-in cars:

Another theory is that the 115k are the ones registered in CA and CARB-compliant states.

Die Intestines sind verstappen mit die grossen poopsen.

E. coli Vomit Bowl, sponsored by Chipotle

Holiday Season Sadness and Ennui Bowl Sponsored by Wellbutrin - attendance, me

Baby bump play list?

No offense intended... I do plan to read the whole thing after work, accompanied by a stiff vodka.

tl;dr but can I just say that the top illustration is adorable.

“But what about...”

Read Maplecroft by Cherie Priest and you’ll learn the real reason Lizzie Borden picked up her axe.

At 12:45 am, the attending veterinarian pronounced him delicious.

Every time a teenager gets felt up, god kills a kitten.

That moron in Arizona turned it into some sort of a new-age extreme near-death challenge, which is not the point of the traditional sweat at all as you point out.

Dammit! As if the HPFP potentially blowing up wasn’t enough to worry about.