Better than AdBlueBalls.

When Snuggles the Fabric Softener Bear bails on you, you know you’re toast.

Round-robin MMA bouts. I’m picking Christie to go long.

The race to the bottom has broken through the bottom, and is continuing on to negative infinity.

Sat Nav unit with voice, NASCAR Edition

This is why we Rhode Islanders can’t have nice things.

dank

That’s Pfuged up.

He should fire it up and taxi it around the neighborhood at 3 am just to troll them.

Intercourse in the back of a VW beetle.

What about sexing up the boss’s secretary? Theoretically.

What’s Kris K’s role in this?

The real reason you can’t import a GT-R Skyline is that it runs on chemtrail fluid.

The lawsuit part is crap too. Your “cruise ticket” is actually a long legal contract, and the operators disclaim absolutely everything short of Davy Jones’s Locker.

Rule 34, rule 63, and Godwin’s law, delivered simultaneously.

Bartender, one White Russian. VERY white.

AM I BEING DETAINED??!!1!

I’m stuck in grey-land.

In post-Soviet internet, communist spies expose YOU!

Or show a picture of a left-curving road, while the road is actually about to curve right...