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*engage afterburner*

"end of the 20th century" : "beginning"

Don't spill any poutine on those buckets, monsieur.

Better padding/posture on coach seats. Those things are a pain in the ass, literally.

My penis worships at the altar of Helen Mirren, so we're even.

Yabba dabba doo!

Drivers will be able to carry out such tasks as reading, working or eating...

If Wikipedia is to be believed (and why not?), 33 MJ = about 7800 food calories. (I know 1 food calorie = 1k thermodynamic calorie)

Yeah it's ugly, but the customers aren't exactly going to complain.

@Blackballs: Only if they airdrop them out of a C-130, over my house.

@cormack: Yeah, that 10 degree launch angle probably didn't help.

"How's it going at the lab, Professor?"

Rabbi Katz is not amused

Replace soiled underwear: €3 + tax

@Ginger Gal: Oh and, the almighty is not going to put baby food on the table. So you might want to think about a real job and/or education.

Dear Face™Book: Go face™ yourself. Love, L.I.