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Awesome pics; I'm having a total space-gasm.

I can just imagine the "giant sucking sound"... like a million belches at once.

koo-koo ka-choo

Jesus — Mike&Mike at the desk throw it to Stu Scott at FedEx. Talk about the blind leading the... oops.

Wait, people still use email?

Well, I am due for a prostate exam...

The whole Noirin Shirley thing this weekend made me sad, but not in the way you might think...

Late '70s, First Sixers game I saw at the Spectrum, about age 10. Guys in the row in front were smoking weed out of a plastic bottle. I probably got wasted and didn't even know it.

As long as he didn't have an explosive toner cartridge in his

Where'd you get that picture of my mother-in-law?

"Sexy Astronaut" halloween costumes!

Nice afterburner pops. That should take care of a tailgater or two.

@HDC: Great Scott!!

@Philliesphanone: Dude, she's fifty-seven! Ted Dansen is one lucky guy.

Yeah, I'd bury my biscuit in that basket.

I heartily recommend Medgadget, they're always featuring cool and crazy new stuff.

Man, those were the days. I can still smell the leaded gasoline fumes...