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@nosnibort: CAN'T SLEEP, CLOWN WILL EAT ME

Can the drone operator just turn off the targeting computer and use The Force?

@heatherdazy: How many male athletes want to grow tits and have his balls shrivel up?

Check the yoga mats and pilates ball in the foreground. Today's Navy is toned and limber!

So can I still name my mobile pr0n site, "There's a fwap for that"?

@thirdchild: Moon dust is very fine, and got stuck on their suits as they walked around.

effect — affect, multiple instances. Otherwise, a good read.

How does this not get stolen in like five minutes?

@BadassSailor: Pranked by Mother Nature, you could say.

HEAD-ON, APPLY DIRECTLY TO THE FOREHEAD!

@ScarletSquire: He was a goatfelching bastard and everybody hated his boil-ridden ass. End of story.

@Ananelle: Wow, that's insensitive. Any guy who isn't still in a frat should know better.

With a shorter regular season? The stats geeks would have a conniption.

@mrdobo: WHAT DOES IT MEAN??!?11

Fembots!

In-road transmission lines + metal rails = giant slot-car tracks!

@JohnnyricoMC: Also interference with licensed communications is generally a no-no, IIRC.

@verucht: You know, the Apollo moon rovers are still up there too. Moon drag races FTW!