GET OFF MY LAWN... oh, never mind, you're cool.

And a ragtop no less. Yummy!

Gives "migrating to the cloud" a whole new meaning.

I think it's a photochop.

Demonstrating that non-sentient species can't always recognize one of their own.

Where was this during Cash for Clunkers. Give those doomed rustbuckets one last chance at glory!

RUF Yellowbird on the Ring.

Shareef don't like it...

@superknoppix2.0: That is one nasty sound.

Those skateboarders trying to hitch a ride on the back bumper are in for a surprise.

Fire up the Rooster Booster!

@I Like Cheap Beer: You're gonna like the way you look.

Soccer moms! You want to ride up high and have a good view?

@Maxx Cracker — sponsored by Peniston Oils: Groovy, dude.

@Slave2anMG: A little Bondo, some Turtle Wax, you'll never know the difference.

And oh by the way, Phil Liggett and Paul Sherwen are the best sports announcers on tv, period.

Hope he brought an empty pop bottle.

@jackson.herring: Wow

Considering someone is threatening to sue me, this list is very handy.

I'll be hearing "Bitte Links Abbiegen" in my nightmares now.