@Fodder650: More than once. But still insane.

Say what you want about WJC; the man knows how to party.

Confused cat is confused - help me out here.

They have all the modern technology, but they haven't invented the stop sign??!?

Way to go! May your lives be full of happy hooning.

@James Marino: Except for the part about being dead, so he can't enjoy the party.

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The past week's theme of excruciating pain and screaming agony suddenly makes a lot more sense.

How much you wanna bet, Sentra guy was texting/GPSing, and Cayenne guy was not.

@Sean Godos: Exactly. A cross between a Delorean and the Homer, with a dash of Pacer.

@Brian: Cogito Ergo ZOOM!: Crap, if I was being born in a Cobalt, I'd crawl back inside and wait it out.

I am told that authentic cajun gumbo features squirrel and/or rat/cat/possum/etc. Sorry fat kid.

Das heißen Auto!

Right after I saw this movie, a bird crapped on my head.

@Ben Wojdyla: Been there, done that...

@Nell_fersher: Fact!

That looks like the buffet table at International House of Herpes.

I'm okay with this design, not that I'd ever buy (or afford) one.

@Arfdog: Super awesome chartage. Plus, the salmon gives energy back when he gets in my belly!

Tip: Don't do the tandem skydive hungover. You wouldn't want to vom all over somebody who can cut you loose at 9000 feet.