1,800 lb. of cocaine, 15,000 ecstasy tablets and 4.5 kilos of hashish

Aircraft wheel chocks FTW.

2500 HP = 1.87 Megawatts, well short of 1.21 Jigawatts.

All three may have some hard mileage on them, but I bet they can still give you a wild ride...

How do you get something like that to/from Burning Man? Looks like it would dissolve if you pushed it over 50 MPH.

Yeah, but can they change a $20 without using their hands.

Three cabins: one for watching the in-flight movie, one for sleeping, and one for screaming babies. SOLD!

@Wishes MINIs had whale tails: Dependent on a supply of bunker fuel though.But there's a way around that:

How's the flux capacitor?

He's takin' it to the rack, baybee!

John Rocker still thinks they all look the same.

This is the most horrifying film to come out of Dallas since the grassy knoll.

Best part of those fancy-shmancy antique crystal decanters is that they contain massive amounts of lead, ensuring that all the rich snobs die of horrible neuromuscular diseases.

Doctor Dick Hertz is now booking.

You see the five cars and one bus in #5? That's EVERY MOTOR VEHICLE IN THE COUNTRY.

Hardly their fault; the abstinence-only Sex Ed book doesn't say anything about anal fisting.

Team that can collectively bench press Tony Siragusa the most times wins.

@LandofID: I gave her ride back to her office, and then had lunch with the wife.

(my bad)

For the Indian leg of the 24 Hours of Lemons, engine displacement is strictly limited.