Yo Tony, PTI ain't exactly a GQ photoshoot.

This just in: Allison Pottinger is a CILF.

So that pothole filler lasted one hour. That's on par with what we get up here in New England.

Slightly off topic... any news on the Wozniak-reported Prius Cruise Control bug of death?

"precision cut steel reinforcement bar" does sound better than "shim made from soda can and paper clips"

Be all you can be: Bavarian poontang.

This Thing makes me partially excited, but not enough to whip it out (the checkbook).

Whitebread frat fucks accusing others of petty crime? Talk about the pot calling the kettle... um ...

34 MALE BLACK AUTO ACCIDENT FACIAL LACERATIONS ALSO 9-IRON LODGED IN RECTUM - REQUESTS STD SCREENING

@Miscellanea: That's a teenaged Sarah (Heath) Palin, reigning queen of the rednecks!

Re: Photo: I see what you did there.

@IfindUrlacherfaithdisturbing: Don't make the same mistake I did and ask for Chouriço in the can. My ass hurt for a week.

The yellow bird looks too small to fit a human. UAV or drone?

Bah! No way a 3D camera can fit in a hotel door peephole. So I've heard.

The players have to do the cheerleading too? That athletic budget must be really hurting.

Höön of the day!!

Cool, but missing the point...

#nightmarefuel tag please.

Now the Colts, they knew how to travel during inclement weather.

@Peugeot—Making Bicycles Once Again: I dunno; it weighs 31 metric tons GVWR. It'd take a lot of Phish fans to push that baby over.