During Octoberfest, they fill it with beer. Prost!

@HiramJahoovafat: 80 euros, that's a bit pricey for a drive-thru quickie.

Pictured: The latest of Tiger's porn conquests, Miss Fluffy, being barebacked by Billy Ellis, age 7, of Bozeman Montana. Neither had any comment for Deadspin.

I'd hate to take it to Jiffy Lube.

Duffel bag full of cassette tapes - now that is a memory. Bravo to the auto-auteur.

Meanwhile, Dana Jacobsen pours another double vodka tonic, mumbling "Fuck those fucking fuckers."

I'll say it... That'll buff right out

I'm moving "marry a swedish supermodel" down to #2 on my bucket list.

People who live in glass houses, something something... etc... whatever

@fluxus flucker: The source article does say that she is staying clean, drugs-wise, so there is that.

@Tom Dempsey's Toes: I see you've met my ex.

take the number of times you have sex a month right now, divide that number by five, and then multiply it by zero.

Is there a degree program in Liberal Sodomy? A friend wants to know.

Bravo. /golfclap

Oy oy oy oy oy! #cardomainblog

¿Que?

Whoa, file that under #WTF #planelopnik

Car in the shop for the Mr. Fusion upgrade? #delorean

On the takeoff roll they pass over the image of another plane — lol satellite imagery #planelopnik

GREAT SCOTT!!! #limos