He credits a healthy diet of Vegemite and raw dingo puppies.

Das video ist sheißlich.

Piper: "Why is this old man making me do the Nazi salute?"

RI: "TunerZ" Civics in two shades of primer with rattle-can exhaust, crooked homemade spoiler, and fluorescent plastic accents from the bargain bin at Pep Boys.

Jack Kevorkian signature edition Ford Pinto

Yes, moron, yes.

He has two of them he uses as a pair of shoes.

Up here in Little Rhody, Tacoma Narrows would be an improvement.

@LandofMinos, I didn't do it, nobody saw me do it:

@Casey Dick in a Box:

I'd like to have some success in her behind.

Penalty for doing 50 in a 35 zone: Clean the hamster cage, and no ice cream after dinner.

> There's something comforting about waking to candid photos of Canadian cheerleaders.

That'll wring right out.

Glimpsed one in RISP livery the other day. Looked pretty badass.

Did it hit Nibbles too?

Why'd they put the Camaro on jackstands? Selling it as a custom open-top conversion?

@Adamskiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiy: That is fucking sick.

Fresh change of underwear not included.

@Paul Y. is Going Dumb at the Sideshow: My thought before reading the text was, 'that looks like a 337 with some huge tumor on the front.' Which is exactly what it is.