@longefellowes: I'll take Pointless Political Posturing for $100, Wink.

That bald guy always scared the shit out of me.

@longefellowes: The ostriches stick their heads in your windows looking for food, and the baboons rip the rubber strips off your car and chew them to get high from the epoxy.

@Slothrop: balls

@Jehovahs Witness Protection Program: MOM ???

Okay, that FedEx advert was kinda funny.

Columbian or GTFO. DD in a pinch.

@HoneyLush: If she has to go back to rehab (no, no, no), it needs to be one where they force-feed her cheeseburgers.

Holly Mangold will eat them all for breakfast.

When is the bris?

@Chicago Jones: I'd rather they featured the frozen disembodied head of Ted Williams. Soiled undergarments belong in the wash, not the HOF.

That is wicked fucking shit.

Just checked [weather.gov] — heavier rain coming in about 1 hour

YOOOOOKKK

My dad had a beer with Yaz in the 60's.

I despise the Fox team almost as much as Miller/Morgan. Only alternative is to mute the TV and listen to Joe Castiglione on the XM... which has a ten second delay.

No, they're saying, "Boooooo-urns!"

Give the offense two extra halfbacks, who can only block behind the line.

So who let Musburger out of the Combover Museum?

The dog says, "When I've got nothing to do, I just lick my balls. He has to be mister fucking calculator man."