45. Writes self serving humblebrag posts on Jezebel and shows wife all the stars he got because he’s an awesome feminist.

I have to take your advice because 1) I WANT TO BELIEVE and 2) Philip K VAGINA- I died :D

Three! You’re getting one Monday, too! DON’T TALK YOURSELVES OUT! ::passes out::

Some of my lit students were telling celebrity stories recently, and I happily talked about the time I met Junot Diaz.

Why do I get the feeling if my mother did this, it would go something like:

I will never understand how feminists can *not* be angry. This anger that permeates feminism is absolutely justified, and since women are currently losing ground and gains are being unmade, I would expect the least we can do is understand why. At which point does being a second-class citizen become something we should…

I did a photo shoot with his daughter Scout a couple years ago (heh and it was mentioned on this very site - look it up! that’s me and my old motorcycle) and she was absolutely super fucking cool and sweet. There’re a few photos taken where she’s riding on the back of my bike with no helmet. Now, traffic was blocked…

My Grandma and I saw Tom Selleck while driving and I have never seen her jump at a window so fast. Hahahaha. I was like “GRAAANDMA! TOM SELLECK JUST WAVED BACK AT MEEEEE!”

Wait a second, i had the EXACT same encounter with Bruce Willis in NYC. He was being chauffeured around in a mercedes and he turned around and gave my dad and me the finger. My dad being my dad gave it right back. Some call it tailgating, my dad calls it herding the cattle.

I just want you to know that this made me laugh. Hard. This story needs to be written into an episode of The Goldbergs or something. IT JUST NEEDS TO BE SHARED.

Bill Murray had the day off.

Just created a Kinja account to say that this story is perfect and I am reading it a hundred times and rolling to the floor with laughter every time.

He is great with his fans. I really did enjoy meeting him.

Sherman Alexie calls me a thief every time I meet him. The first time because he noticed when he was autographing my book there was a different name in it. I explained my professor was kind enough to give me her copy of his book because she knew I liked him. He still called me a thief. The second time because I…

I have no bad celebrity encounters. My favorite was when I got Robert England’s autograph. He was very sweet and nice to me. I told him I was a big fan of V. He gave me a free picture of him from it. He also told me the network wanted to make a second season of the show but all the actors had moved on. I'm a big…

It’s three quarters of my income. Yay for low salaries and austerity.

I live blocks from multi-million dollar homes. I calculated it out, and I would have to donate all of my current paycheck for 106 years to be able to afford them. Anyhoo, thinking about a communist overthrow of the government. Wanna join?

Right: “Im the kind of feminist who writes about feminism professionally but also is like ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ about publicly mocking the crotch care purchases of a notable, annoying woman.”

You have chosen a weird thing (guacamole) to be strident about.