I just want Britney to be happy.

Oh, don’t worry! They’ll be divorced before Hillary finishes her first term!

It was just a proposal. A rather modest one at that.

Nah, they were conquered by Rome at one point.

The Romans took over Britain :-)

The Bible.

Texas did just that back in 2010. It’s now called “Letter Math.”

I’m fine with that just as long as Nintendo releases Mother 3 in the US and makes all three games available on the 3DS, preferably all three released as a physical game all on one cart.

It would send a message to the Board that having appointed a feckless jackass with no academic credentials, no sense of common decency, and no intention of exhibiting any real moral leadership on this or any other issue as President of the most respected university in the entire state system was a bad idea, and they…

In the real world Missouri would be a company facing a class action lawsuit for racial discrimination and creating a hostile work environment, and they’d probably have to pay a multi-million dollar settlement to make this go away. There’s clear documentation of discriminatory acts going on, with the administration…

I mean, it was her lived experience and she thought it was funny. That doesn’t cover what happened to Jess and Jarrett, but i do think Zola has the right to laugh at her own experience.

Too bad. I remember retrying the part outside in the rain a few times (chased by big guy), but when I beat it it was preeetty satisfactory! :)

I hate Bloody Mary stories, they were the one scary story we kids told each other in my area.

My 8 year old is obsessed with Bloody Mary. It’s apparently all the rage with the kids at her school. My problem is that I wrote my thesis on Mary I, so I have little patience for the histrionics.

You forgot to pick up your manners this morning.

I don’t know why you’re being such a gleeful little bitch about an innocent question, or why it matters to you so much that you feel you’re being super clever by following me, too.

Aren't you cute.

Scene- My bedroom, 2 AM, after a bottle and a half of wine.
Players (In a theatre sense, not like, a gross way to say ‘lovers’ or whatever)- My husband and also my me.

We were young, early 20’s, shitty on wine, having laugh sex, where we sort of clumsily bounced around the bedroom, laughing and not totally putting all…

Ah, I see your point. Sorry about that. To be perfectly clear: there are no bombs in your foreskin! Foreskins do not need to be handled like Faberge eggs! And all penises are equally wonderful!