We all need a german chocolate cake friend, sometimes. Bless her indeed.

Tracked down his wife and told her everything.

NYE 2003: Long story short, I saw my long-term boyfriend making out with my “friend” (LIKE TWO HOURS BEFORE THE BALL DROPPED so there was no excuse). I screamed at him but didn’t bother with her because I didn’t want her to know she could get to me like that (she was SUCH a pathetic attention whore who lived for shit…

you seem fun

As a white, cisgendered feminist I resent the implication that everything is not about me.

At least it wasn’t accompanied by a rundown of their A-list pussycare products. That’s the only silver lining I see.

Yeah, I clicked expecting to see a cute cat.

And gross. and sexist. And wildly unnecessary.

Disappointed that this was not the photo when I clicked the link. :/

Also “rehab sounds like a vacation”

It was my favorite thing about Bill Clinton.

Lately, whenever I read a Dirtbag line that leaves me utterly aghast, I scroll back up to the byline and, sure enough, there’s Karyn’s name.

Ya when I clicked through I was pretty surprised/very disappointed to learn that not only was Bradley cooper never flanked by them but that there were actually zero cats at the entire White House correspondents dinner, what gives?

So glad it wasn’t just me. I read that line and nearly threw up a little in my mouth.

Seriously, WTF?!

Seriously, that line was just plain tacky. And sexist. Who are those women anyway? I have no idea, but they deserve better.

Why, oh why, couldn’t I come up with a user name as clever as yours?

Before you became jaded and utterly cynical? I know the feels, bro.

I know you know that the term witch hunt is traditionally used to refer to people unfairly hunting down an innocent party for excessive punishment. The point is that they weren’t actually witches.

It is actually pretty sad that after all the links you went through you don’t really see a problem with what he did. I was on the end of one his most vicious attacks and it is upsetting that people are defending him because he was nice to you that one time. But you allowed to have a different opinion, but maybe just…