Holy fucking shit it is possible to get pregnant from anal sex. Super rare but WHY DID I HAVE TO LEARN THIS. WHY. I was so happy before this information.

I look forward to reading Now Vape a Minion, the bestseller from Harper Collins to be published in June of next year.

... do people still believe lie detector tests are legit?

Aw. I like Eastern Europe.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pinkwashi…

Oddly enough I have had a DNA test. I am so white I disappear in the snow.

As an adoptee who does not know her parents, I can certainly say that by the empirical proof of looking in the mirror that I am, indeed, white.

Britney-Jacks. The reward is always glitter and bliss.

My favorite articles are the ones that have Britney Spears rewards at the end of them.

I’m sure it’s changing because the audience is changing, but that doesn’t mean it’s anti-comedy. It might be anti-old-comedy, which mostly means people in the business need to adapt. Or complain about it on the radio (so old skool)

Is that an actual problem? I mean, I work in higher education, and it doesn’t seem like it happens so often that it’s an epidemic, nor is it particularly difficult to get well-known folks to show up to well-known schools.

Yeah but he’s narrowed it to academia which is hardly the liberal hotbed he makes it out to be. Just left of center is hardly a “kill the white man and put his sexist corpse on the towers!” environment. Though I think that would add to the decor of some places.

Yeah but there are plenty of policitians who have really shitty views about politics. Being good at your job doesn’t always equal = really good ideas about the field.

Not me. I shit like a horse and I want everyone to know about it.

I love yours! Swoon!

Once you get to your first diarrhea fest that all fades away

Been in both where we peed in front of one another and my current one (a marriage) where we shut the door. But it’s a small apartment so we can hear one another, you know?

Only if there was a gun to my head.

When I first saw the cover (before headline) I actually thought it was Janice Dickinson.

I mean the soda is hardly free. Those tickets are mad expensive.