I get the charming/morally corrupt thing, because that is hot, but it is fleeting. Maybe roleplay with the husband? That might fill a need without the dramz.

Well no to that in terms of personal experience but it sounds like a lot of these things weren’t going to lead to anything terribly meaningful or happy.

You’ll love Perdido Street Station, trust.

Mmm. Pass.

Pass.

More news out of the music world, except this time it kind of sucks:

Hahahahaha, I love the entire Willis family.

Hahaha. Bruce Willis: ROAD RAGE (the pithy sort).

You know, he always seems like he is just the nicest dude.

Saw a dude who suspiciously looked like Bruce Willis driving a very fancy car on the Eisenhower in Chicago and kind of stared at him open-mouthed (for I was a child in my parents back seat). He kind of looked over at me and gave me the finger. Which made me roll to the floor with laughter.

Yup. I will be growing out my fluffy facial hair for the coming winter.

That a dress exists that is half my years salary makes me want to burn down the whole industry.

Go to grad school!

Is your argument the poors beat their women?

Before and after. Bless her heart.

Not crazy, per se, but I had a a time-limit set with my ex. I told him we were breaking up as soon as undergrad was over and he (said he) was okay with it. So I decided to break up in style. I invited our friends over for a party, we had a kegger, and my friend (who said boyfriend had cheated on me with but everyone…

Are Xionists like Jews for Xenu?

I am always deeply, deeply upset by the lack of cat representation at the white house.

Possibly! I didn’t watch the roast besides Hannibal. But blech. Blech.

Flanked by A-list pussy...