Thank you, beebutts!

Oh yay, Lindy West is back.

It was my second try.

Once. It was long ago.

That dog is as deeply disinterested in this human ritual as I am.

Masters program. I told him I liked his hat.

I don’t wear makeup myself (lazy) but the movement has way more problems and concerns than what the heck everyone is putting on their faces. I wouldn’t worry about it.

Clearly you haven’t spent too much time in Atlanta, then. Lots of people dressing up to the nines.

I don’t know about anyone else, but when I’ve worked in any job that’s required public contact, I’ve ranted to coworkers about specific customers and made generalizations about different types of customers. I think it’s taking it pretty far to call him racist/sexist/classist.

Alternatively, who else is excited for Alissa Nutting’s novel, Tampa 2, the Re-Tampaing?

Your sarcasm isn’t very good, madame.

I understand! It is hard to judge what we love above all things. My mom loves Les Mis too, and she was sobbing hysterically after the movie, even though I was like ugh, mom, you know how it ends.

I feel your mother, because I feel that way about the Phantom of the Opera. I saw a stage version of it in London which, if I force myself to be honest, was miserable but WHO CARES SO GOOD YAAAAY!

But who wouldn't watch this shit out of Michael Jackson Corpse Javert?

On one hand, my soul mate is Moe Syzlak, and so I have no other choice but to follow his example with prank callers. On the other hand, Crowe ruined the best character in Les Mis so...

He needs a good dose of chicken soup for the colon.

He seems constipated.

America has a history of doing this. Kind of fucked up that we're still doing this after all this time. Holy christ. Our bodies are not objects to be manipulated at will.

Everyone should own 2+ cats. We are entrepreneurs.

That's where we put the 100,000 debt.