1 ABD, one PhD student, One full time job, one part time job and one stipend, no kids, two cats, and a 2 bedroom apartment.

This is my husband's story, so apologies for stealing it:

Go with the one that gives you the most money.

Suddenly very thankful that I am not famous and my more famous mother doesn't tweet concern trolling "no more tv shows to star in until you finish your PhD, honey".

So I am just going to let my children lay on me while I zone out. Best mom ever, here I come.

Thank you. I was like.. holy shit, it's not even that subtle.

I was drunk, turned to him (also drunk) and said I wanted to marry him. He said, "okay". And then we both fell asleep.

Huh, her thighs look like mine.

Pretty sure you are legally obligated to propose marriage to such a man upon meeting him.

When I was transferring from CC to a four-year, I failed two classes right before the transfer. They were gen eds (stats and speech - my mother was diagnosed with cancer, I stopped attending classes) but they were supposed to be used as transfer credit. I didn't tell anyone I failed them and no one checked, so I went…

Fairy tales in their original form were told orally by women to each other and children and have entirely been lost.

I prefer SoulCalibur to Street Fighter. I think it's more.. ridiculous? Charming?

You know that's going to be in the sequel.

I like to give the benefit of the doubt.

You too, Kitty Bane. I hope you will one day rule Gotham.

Yes! SNES Zelda is wonderful! But you should totally play Ocarina and Majora's Mask. The latter is incredibly dark, but almost something of an art piece.

I think we should all agree that Killer Instinct is a far superior fighter-game.

And games are so wonderful now! I'm really happy with a lot of what has come out, especially indie games. Fuck Zelda, though. My NES kept deleting my save data. I'm still bitter.

Yep, and I'm pretty sure that move can/will be used against male characters. Punching a dude in the nuts is comedic gold because it diminishes the whole Freudian power thing - penis = power, penis = vulnerable = funny. Punching a woman in the genitals is punching down (even if it is an uppercut, even by another woman,…

Certainly. I also am glad they did not laugh, or at least, laughed somewhat uncomfortably. I think that this article was attempting to point out was that the cunt punch is a sexual violence, whereas the other violence was... well, violence. Does that differentiation matter? I think so, but I suspect a lot of people…

On a basic level, how do you understand video games?