I feel like he could have rocked old man Seal.

Shh don't question it.

It's halloween that brings up the great sadness that is the Heidi Klum and Seal breakup.

I don't want to body shame but Putin's horse has way nicer hair than Handler's. Damn Bessie-Horse, look at that fancy part. You ever hear of a brush?

I really do not mean to make light of this, but annoying a child? Christ, my niece would have me arrested for all those times I failed to correctly build a puzzle with her.

I think her expression of "Yes, this is what I am doing with my life" really ties the room together.

I know, right? Now even I want to do this halloween costume, and I never dress up.

Is, like, the blood for your partner's halloween costume? The woman now missing a breast?

Oh, Carrie. Shut up.

I feel like you maybe made the wrong choice.

DAMMIT

Real question: Can we own those as pets? Look at that face!

They are my brother in law and they lost a few teeth. So. Sigh. I married the smart one.

Oddly, I was also told that Mountain Dew worked in lieu of toothpaste.

I'm not sure how fond I am of this propaganda from the national association for man-dog love (NAMDA).

You had me until the Michael Sam thing, which seems incredibly out of place. Or just down right homophobic (your choice).

See now this is the kind of passive aggressiveness from students that I like to see.

It certainly appears that she doesn't smoke in that she doesn't actually inhale, no. This actual smoker can spot a faker from a mile away.

Ah, a fellow teacher! *drinks to that*

OH YES SMOKING IS COOL AGAIN