I wish more companies would pander to my interests like this.

Man, now I wish that had been my handle.

I WOULD DRINK THAT. NO SHAME.

Now the question is, were they fapping to the nudes themselves or to the libertarian free for all?

Sigh. Once, I had a sex dream of Christopher Walken circa Pulp Fiction fucking me on the shitty couch at my parents house. So now, whenever I see him, I get turned on.

Fansadox actually does have that kind of thing (in comic book form).

No, I don't give a shit. I often encourage the students to come up with creative lies to amuse me if they feel the need to tell me why. The administration, however, deeply gives a shit if they don't attend, so. I have to keep track like an asshole.

It ends up putting me in the fucking awkward position of having to ask…

I think she looks great. Some kind of high fashion dominatrix warrior princess.

I am of the firm belief that one should never see the face of God.

You love Britney with the fiery passion of everything in the world too, Mark? Goodness! You are now my favorite writer on Jezebel of all time.

Step 2: Act like a normal, decent human being.

Me too. I feel like I should open up a therapy blog about helping white people befriend people of other races.

Protip: Start by asking if they want to go see Guardians of the Galaxy.

I see she is wearing clothes and that is nice. Good job, Lena.

I think the real question is how much responsibility we all bear for creating an environment where that idea even comes up.

Shit, I'd sell my soul for less.

Yeah, it's sexist as fuck. I'm worried about all those girls.

Did you? It sounds like he doesn't want her there, not the grandson. But unless he wants to take care of feeding himself and getting himself to a doctor, or living in a home, then he'll have to deal, won't he?

Yep, he works two jobs, one of which pays in room and board. What's the problem?

All right, I'll be honest. She's essentially fucked. She can't fight that administration. I looked to apply to teach at one of those* and they had a clause where they could fire me if they caught me drinking, smoking, acknowledging that sex isn't just for men and women, or doing drugs (this last one makes sense). And…