It says the husband is in charge of feeding and getting him to doctors, not bringing soup every blue moon.

mmm, sounds like the husband is taking care of the old guy. That kind of care is actually pretty expensive, so having people live with you for free is actually a pretty decent give and take, which includes putting up with your caretaker's spouse. So yeah, you might want to talk to the guy pissing on your face in the…

Huh. What's he giving you in return?

... can she transfer?

Someone piss on your face this morning?

Don't you?

We will have to remember to tell our children where we were when we ushered in the new age.

... yes but where is the dick? Are they tucking? Are they ken dolls? Mysteries abound.

... what are we going to do in our post boob post ass world? Examine the dick?

If I heard the air traffic controller come on the air my first reaction would be to decidedly panic the fuck out.

Interesting. Could you expand?

Are those because genetics or because you grew up around someone who was good at those things and learned that behavior, even subconsciously?

Probably too soon :(

It's like.. he knew and took advantage. Fucking psychopath.

Amid the horror, the absolute horror of all of this, I'm surprised he admitted rape culture is a legitimate thing. That works in the favor of the rapist. Thanks for making it really obvious, you fucking miserable scum bucket.

I don't typically like this sort of thing, and the writing seems delightfully awful, but I sort of want to purchase and read this to support this lovely writer.

Or even similar other electronics that aren't so damn pricey.

I suppose you ought to know the dickhole in sheep's clothing before the wedding. After would just be an expensive affair.

I'm not sure what's worse about the boyfriend: the side duck face or the white people dreads.

Staples is apparently the cool place to be.