I was at Staples yesterday making some copies (where a customer mistook me for someone who works there... which is odd as I was wearing a tank top, sunglasses, and had headphones in. If Staples lets their employees work like that, sign me up) and there were so many parents and disinterested kids roaming the store.…

Don't suck green dicks, ladies and gentlemen. Get a clean bill of health first.

In other missing the point products...

Everyone who is terribly surprised by this, raise your hand.

Thanks, Wynn!

Did you even read Catcher in the Rye, bro?

Yep! Very close. There's two airports, but one is better than the other.

I'm pretty close to Greenville. There were places cheaper around me, and in the next town over I could have rented a house for the same price, but everything around here is pretty shitty.

I would secretly tithe into your own personal human fund, aka the getting my own place eventually fund.

I just moved to SC. I'm paying 650 for a two bedroom one bath, water and utilities are not included. The bugs, however, are all free.

Okay, here is mine.

Oh dear, they've gone and chopped off poor Henry's head. Such a shame. He always had such a fine neck.

WEEEHOO!

True, until they start revolting. Peasants, amIright?

Yep. You're buying a symbol of wealth, not the actual object. I mean, just fucking buy some land and some indentured servants if you're that hard up to show off.

Yeah. Honestly I thought it was pretty cool that she defiled such a sacred object with meaningless words from a "reality" tv-show. I mean, is the dead cow filled with gold and weed before they start tanning the skin? Does it shit truffles? How does it cost so much? You are literally purchasing a symbolic "I'm stupidly…

It's tacky and offensive that there is a bag that costs more than what a large number of Americans make in a year.

He tied Madonna to a chair and beat her (she managed to escape). In another incident, he beat her with a baseball bat.

There's always Harry Potter and the Menopause Years.

Years and years of systemtatic domestication has entirely taken the wild out of this poor miserable dog.