You’re lucky. I have super-fine, straight hair that becomes greasy and clumps together if I don’t shampoo it daily. And before one of the BRO YOU DON’T REALLY NEED TO WASH YOUR HAIR people chime in, I’ve done week-long camping trips and such where I actually haven’t washed it for 7 days straight, and it only becomes…

At my current age, when I’m hungover it’s a fucking event to walk my dumb ass to the bathroom without feeling like I want to die. Mercifully, due to the hangover, I’m so dehydrated it’s a trip I only need to make very few times before some small promise of recovery starts establishing itself.

Worst place to be hungover?

stop breaking the law, asshole

Maybe if people didn’t commit crimes cops wouldn’t have to interact with them at all?

Meanwhile Porsche charges $30K to not give you a radio and you’re fine with that. It’s an OEM engineered track weapon with a warranty, not some random corvette that someone threw a blower on without adding any support to handle the heat, etc.

Typical Prius driver. They’re not very attentive to their surroundings unless there’s a truck or SUV in the vicinity, then they lose their shit.

Hellcat engine swap? Sweet!

Pedantic Man sex: “Not a Jeep”

As another child of the 80's, your story reminded me of how my dad would handle these fundraisers.

There is only one semi acceptable school fundraiser: the donation drive. At the beginning of the year, my son’s old elementary school would announce an amount they were trying to raise and asked each family to donate. If the goal is met, no product sales that school year.

While tailgating before an Eagles game a Boy Scout came around selling popcorn. I’m usually an easy mark to throw dollars into the cans of the youth sports teams so I said “Sure, I’ll buy a bag.” It was maybe eight ounces of tooth-destroying sugar-drizzled foam.

Al Czervik always says graveyards and golf courses are the biggest wastes of prime real estate.

I’m confused as hell after reading the deodorant one. Did someone mix up parallel and perpendicular? Do I not understand human anatomy?

My brother is one of those Duck Dynasty types who only dresses in camo. I think he’s getting sick of me yelling “YOUR JACKET IS BROKEN! WE CAN SEE YOU!” at family functions.

You can hunt more than just deer. Turkeys are not colorblind for example. Also, even if you are deer hunting deer often hang out with turkeys and if a turkey sees something and takes off the deer will too.

I foresee a Dayman crossover since he’s not only a master of karate but also of friendship for everyone.

Last week I offered a recipe for a steak rub and then I got steak bros in my mentions being like DURRRRRRRRRR A REAL MAN JUST USES SALT AND PEPPER DURRRRRRRRR.

Re: steak - have you tried whipping up a compound butter with the aforementioned herbes and olive oil, then using that to baste the steak? I’ve had pretty good results with ribeye and filet in that fashion, and I’m always a fan of irritating steak purists.

The Stranger Things episode that no one liked? That my friend was actually the hook for a spin-off series. It’s so close to guaranteed that it should be your lock of the week. We have an ethnically diverse cast to appeal to millennials, we have a ready-made story line, we have a cliff-hanger about a maybe not so dead…