Riggs + Murtaugh = A Lethal Weapon

When a little kid runs up to you and yells “hi!” you better be just as enthusiastic with your hi back and offer up your hand for a high-five if the situation calls for it. That kid will try to hit the living shit out of your hand and that’s cool. If the child is on a leash, then you stay away from it because it is not…

They did? That’s awesome. How’d it go? I bet the region really benefitted from the infrastructure improvements that had to be made to support an Olympic Games. They could probably finally get a large number of folks out of those favelas and into some of the re-usable housing, right?

Re: the brother in-law ordering for the table.

Last guy, D. What the fuck! Isn’t the whole point of going out that everyone can get what they want?

Stay in California pal, but maybe let your daughter learn about the great country beyond your short-sighted perspective in California. A tru class act you must be and I’m sure your daughter is proud. Just FYI, Purdue is putting another one of their now 23 astronauts into space in the coming weeks. Purdue was also just…

Oldest trick in the book. Jimmy’s gonna fill his bindle with everyone else’s clothes.

Even worst, he lost his money and now he just realized that it is not worth it, he wants some of his money back, he can’t fool me.

the only people who say “asp” are people who like crosswords; do you do a lot of crosswords rob

30 Grand for an abused toy is way to much, for that price you can get an old car and modify it to make it yours, and abuse it knowing that you’ve  build something to be abused by you.

Years ago we had a woodpecker decide that our metal chimney cap was some sort of challenge to him. So every morning, like a tiny machinegun *BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG*... this went on for a few months until he got bored or brain damaged and left.

Will those crazy girls ever get their act together? You’ll have to visit your local Cineplex to find out! Save your popcorn for the 3D butt-eating scene!

If you put on your blinker to get into my lane when your rear quarter panel is next to my front quarter panel and I slow down to let you in front of me, GIVE ME A POLITE WAVE. A lack of a wave means that I automatically assume you’re a jackass douche bag who thinks they were entitled to me moving for you.

Living in Texas, here is a small list....

Keep right except to pass. (Even if there are 3 or more lanes, stay to the right, not the middle.)

There is always a spot big enough on a city street right in front of the place they are going where they don’t have to parallel park.. Even if it’s a packed nightclub with a line around the block.

Also Amboy Crater is big with the Satanists as they think it’s where Lucifer landed when he got kicked out of heaven. Also it says in the bible somewhere that there will be a tree that grows in only 2 places on earth, near the entrance of hell and near the entrance of heaven. The Joshua Tree only grows in Joshua Tree…

Not really if there is dangerous wildlife around.

I don’t know, I’ve spent a lot of time at Joshua Tree, 29 Palms and other places around there and have run into some walking, talking definitions of sketchy. Charles Manson and his crew used to frequent the area around Amboy Crater. I always had a gun.

Charlie Whiting: You had a hell of a first day. The track limits are the track limits. You knew it, you broke it. You followed Kimi below after he lost sight of you and called no joy. Why?