lordstantheslaus
stantheslaus
lordstantheslaus

I wish people would secure their over-sized load in the bed of their pickup trucks. Far too often on the roads of Texas do I always have to swerve to avoid construction debris or a hoarder’s belongings.

Especially when the steering wheel is blatantly cockeyed as if they were turning.

Regarding cooking with a cold pan: I got a fancy schmancy stainless steel skillet and it actually came with directions saying the pan needs to be to be medium hot prior to cooking. I guess it gives all the molecules a chance to heat up and move closer together making it nonstick. I think Anthony Bourdain also mentions

I cannot stop laughing at “Drizzling Shits”

I can see his point, however, I would do his job for $60k solely because I get throw “Professional NASCAR driver” on my resume. That, and it would be excellent to pretend I’m in Days of Thunder.

1. My 5'3" wife has a 2015 Tahoe instead of a minivan for a dog and one toddler

I like “Doing some paperwork”

Diesel, Fleet Maintained, 4x4, $6500.

My wife just asked me why I’m laughing so hard, thank you

Oh look, a jumping Nope Rope

Small Block Chevy

About the only thing this pointer actually points at...

Go ahead and pass on that ‘96 Monte Carlo Z34... I don’t care if you can fit your stupid Crown Royal bag over the shifter.

Hit the nail on the head my friend! I always wonder who these people are that enjoy driving 13 year old (paid for) economy cars and visit a site that damn-near worships anything Porsche.

“I knew I shouldn’t have stayed in that Bangkok hangar that night....”