lordpooppants3
GG Tim Allin
lordpooppants3
Mar 6
48

If anyone found my forcing them to drink urine and shooting them with a BB gun offensive, I apologize. It was never my intention to harm. That’s not who I am as a person. I don’t see color. 

Mar 5
21

1/6/21 proved without a shadow of doubt that the American right wing hate: The Police, Law & Order, Democracy, Free Elections, The Constitution, Reality, Truth. 

Mar 5
32

You want more cogs? Allow more immigrants and grant them paths to citizenship. BOOM. Problem solved. Read more

Mar 4
195

Let me guess his upcoming video is going to go like this: something something cancel culture something something I’m really not an asshole but... I’m the asshole?

Mar 4
48

We wanted children, but were never successful. Over the years when people asked if we have children and I saidno”, it was so often followed by how children are one of life’s greatest joys, or “you should do it”. Now that I’m turning 40, I’m coming to the sobering realization that some people still don’t just stop at Read more

Mar 3
37

My partner and I have "joke" about digging a paupers grave in the yard and shooting each other at the same time when it's time to "retire."

Mar 3
68

So it’s my responsibility to have a baby because I’m supposed to support other people in retirement even though I’m never going to get to have one?* I mean, I’m not one of those people who’s unwilling to pay taxes in to support the public good. I’m happy to pay a higher tax rate (obviously based on income with Read more

Mar 2
4

He should  be playing Venger to Peter Dinklage’s Dungeon Master ... who IS HIS FATHER!!

Mar 2
33

Check out my new social network, Schdnfrd, which will allow only posts expressing no sympathy for assholes who suffer.

Feb 27
8

On the plus side, this has led to (the real) Lady A getting a lot of press & interviews by sites like, well, this one, so hopefully she’s getting a bit more money & exposure out of this.

Feb 25
80

These were, without any doubt, a collection of some of the dumbest people this country has to offer. Read more

Feb 25
9

Q is the Truth!  Q does not exist!  We have always been at war with East Asia!

Feb 25
97

Debra Wilson was easily one of the best performers on that show, always consistent and commited, and if there was any justice in the world she’d be a huge star today.

Feb 24
12

I was Chuck E. Cheese for a living for a brief period in my teens. Nothing like being paid $4.90/hr to put on a disgusting, sweaty rat suit while a birthday party full of evil children chant “DIE, CHUCK E, DIE”