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GG Tim Allin
lordpooppants3
Mar 6
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Around last Fat Tuesday I was thinking that a 5th season of Treme would be super relevant starting during summer ‘20. By all accounts covid has been more devastating than Katrina.

Mar 4
2

“As long as I could remember, I always wanted to be a disaffected teenager.” (Tony Bennett’s Rags to Riches wells up on soundtrack)

Mar 4
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In the suburbs of Chicago I live near an Irish import store that carries both Tayto & Walker’s as well as some other brands. An interesting find, Guinness kettle chips. An odd mix of savory, bitter, hint of sweet. Not very salty though.

Feb 23
8

Is it normal for recent divorcees to spend so much time together? My parents were overjoyed to not be in each others company.

Feb 17
2

“I think he’s down there now, screaming up at us...and I think he’s in severe pain.”                 -George Carlin

Feb 3
6

Mc...Flurry? What is this mythical beast you speak of? A Yeti of some sort, a cousin of the Jackalope? Because surely you can’t be talking of a McDonald’s menu item by that name because those don’t actually exist.

Feb 2
2

They look like stills from the 80's killer yogurt movie “The Stuff”.

Jan 29
1

They could just put another actor’s head over his “Winklevoss Style”.

Jan 27
8

These already existed and were called Thingamajig. I had one maybe a decade ago at the Ft Myers airport. People thought I made it up when I tried finding them in Chicago. Read more

Jan 22
10

Lying about his height to get him out of the obese bracket was flat out North Korea shit.

Jan 12
6

A palm reader told him all the missing ballots are in the basement of the Alamo. 

Jan 10
1

Their lack of seasonal Linzer’s this year was my personal rimshot on 2021 sucking. 

Jan 8
7

Every time one of these clowns makes bail, someone should approach them with a camera and ask, “So, Fox News has labeled you a member of ANTIFA, have any words for Sean Hannity?”. Their answers should be entertaining.