I watched it with my dad a few years ago. If he ran into “Borat” in Ft Myers tomorrow he wouldn’t recognize him.

It’s “My Mother” now. 

Witches love them some Charles Durning cosplay.

He also released the theme song.

The regional “Edible” magazines are pretty good from my experience (but considering each has different writers I’d imagine quality can wildly fluctuate)

Remember when they were just colored spheres?

So it’s an “ironic” Carl Hiaasen book?

Am I the only person who detests the term “Ooey-Gooey”? I swear I internally wince every time I read it.

Not at all.

PETERSON YOU IDIOT!!!!

Get stoned off your ass for 3, you need to be in the same headspace as Snipes was while filming it.

Anton Kreitzer.

I hope there’s a ring of hell just for pretentious method actors. Let’s say I was going to play Jeffrey Dahmer, I’d no doubt read any book on the subject, maybe talk to the Milwaukee police who investigated, the DA who prosecuted him as well as his defense attorney, perhaps some people who knew him if they were…

At the risk of firing up the hankie wringers, Need Another Seven Astronauts. 

I assume the famous “NASA’s new acronym” one was amongst your setlist? It’s the only one I remember.

Look everyone, it's Underwood deviled ham spokeskid Mason Reese!!!

I ask for pizzas to be uncut so the grease & juices don’t sog up the middle. 

Here's a preview of the new opening theme score.

First they got rid of the double decker taco. I said nothing because I didn’t like double decker tacos. Then they got rid of the 7 layer burrito...

He’s smarmy as hell, so he does what was required of him.