As well as one about tossed salads and scrambled eggs.

Your liver probably has a smoke ring.

It’s a “Lathe of Heaven” situation, from your dreams to our reality. 

Have you seen the Michael Haneke film “The Seventh Continent”? I suggest the Conway’s do a real life American remake.

If I had any idea that rape and murder was frowned upon...

“So I left him there to get smokes”, seriously dumbass? Wasn’t there already some overt racial shit going on by that point? They should feel guilty for leaving him there.

A slab of ham the size of a barrel lid. (The pork version of John Candy’s 96 ounce steak)

More than once I’ve brought one home and used my thinnest, sharpest kitchen knife to slice that caramel off. 

Red Dawn syndrome. Surprise! Soviets dropping into rural Colorado for some reason.

Everything’s a fetish for somebody.

I’ll be Following this story closely.

Nobody cries louder than a bully.

No kidding. File under “Swimming Up A Waterfall”.

The same “Christians” who appear to live in direct opposition to Christ’s teachings.

Ah yes, The Daily Mail. Where truth and sincerity reign supreme. 

“former Fox News chief Roger Ailes agreed to keep Henry on board despite the bad publicity the report generated, essentially saving his career.”

Firearm stocks have been stagnant since the ‘16 election. Covid panic and then BLM panic has been a big boon. Go to finance.yahoo.com and check out 5 year charts. Follow the money....

His lawyer apparently went with the “My Client is an alcoholic, so...” defense.

How about a trailer scored to “Day of the Dying Alive” by Butthole Surfers?

Serious question, are Gaetz parents brother and sister? Every time I see that distorted mug of his I hear Dueling Banjos in my head.