They already burned their albums back during the W Admin.

“Well the PC-Police doneit again! They MADE Disney take down the Plantation-Go-Round at all there parks and they’ve killed my childhhood!!1! My happyist memories were on that ride, Dizney has lost a customer for life!”   Rose Clampton  Effingham, Il

Give it up for the Dancing Boltons!

Based purely on family members (by blood & marriage) who are in AA or NA, I’m convinced it’s a recruiting center for the religious right. So he’s in good company.

Lysol will be making the cheese dip for the pretzel bites.

“Lady Stars & Bars”, in attempt to keep some of their more ornery fans. (I’ve yet to hear if there were any Dixie Chicks style merch burnings amongst the right)

Yeah, how did he not get mentioned in all this?

Or “Long Pig”.

She then began watching the Paul brothers on YouTube.

She learned it from a pro.

Watch his lips during the Bush funeral. He doesn’t even know the words to the Lord’s Prayer. That’s Day 1 stuff, it shows he’s never even been to enough services to know it even partially.

Related to/friends with someone with juice?

But when they play state fairs they get all the fried Twinkies they can eat.

One of those “Prosperity Gospel” con-jobbers, so birds of a feather.

On one hand, a hundred year plague sweeping the globe. On the other, Rad in 4K. You really have to take the good with the bad. 

Just watch that “Bike Dancing” clip on Youtube. It’s all you need.

Hale Seitan!

Almost. They actually killed off Martin Riggs and brought in Sean William Scott as I dunno, Vance or Coy Riggs.

I have this wacky theory. There is no movie. They made a fake trailer and this all a years long psychological experiment. 

As I understand it they’re the Vera/Maris of the show.