A friend’s family has a place that was on about 6-7 years ago. The joke is that they always know when that episode is replayed as they get slammed by new customers over the next week. 

I was young when this was a thing but I distinctly remember thinking that after 2 years, that bald guy would emerge with a luxurious head of hair a la Homer Simpson on Minoxidill. 

His favorite snack was Reese’s Pieces. That is, pieces of Union Army General John Reese Kenly. 

Willie Nelson hasn’t been high enough for this.

I suggest “Canadian Crack-Up”for the title.

X puts out their first new album since ‘93 and no mention. 

This will give me something to do other than drinking like Rowsdower and Mitchell combined. 

Trademark loophole or 2 different quality products from same company (like red & orange tag Levi’s)?

FUDGE YOU I WON’T CHEW WHAT YOU TELL ME!!!

It stopped being a “Confederate” flag some time ago. It’s now a Republican flag.

He’s safe in the Disney Vault.

Well, you know that, and I know that...

I worked in a hotel kitchen that had a horror story of a past line cook who dropped some utensil in the fryer. Being a couple hours before open, he assumed it was off and plunged his hand in the oil to retrieve it. The word “degloving” was spoken.

120%. So you’ll owe them in the end.

You hear about all those small churches not making anthing in their digital collection plates? It’s almost as if people won’t tithe unless there’s an audience present.

RIP a Chicago Legend

Here’s hoping “Punky’s Whips” by Frank Zappa is the new theme song.

Alf & Willie Tanner at a nursing home?!?!

And they’re still doing it. Just last week I fell down the rabbit hole of their YouTube channel. 

Pitt and his goons were the red herring, Morse was the one who actually spread it.